Ray Davies at Isle of Wight

According to soundgenerator.com, Ray Davies is going to play the Isle of Wight festival. As you may remember, he was shot in 2004 while chasing a mugger in New Orleans. Say "Isle of Wight" but pretend you're saying "Ale of Wait" like someone from Australia. Here are a couple other variations to try: "Aisle of White" and "I Love White."